Babysitting & the kid is calling me a slut…. <3
| me: | wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down* |
| me: | apparently yes |
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
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| me in the morning: | i'm tired don't look at me |
| me at school: | i'm tired don't touch me |
| me after school: | i'm tired don't talk to me |
| me blogging at 3 in the morning: | hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????? |
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8 Mile Final Battle
thats some real dope shit right there.“There ain’t no such thing as half way crooks.”
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